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StankAss has requested that I give her another, less insulting nickname. I attempted to explain that the nickname was so presposterous as to be funny, but she persisted. My blog is barely a toddler and I have already bowed to censorship. StankAss has vanished and been replaced with the shadowy figure Las Vegas Sallie. Because it's a funny name.

(Why is it not okay to use the word materiel in coversation and yet very okay to make obscure references and links on my blog? Totally different. Completely. No similarities. Not showing off one bit. How dare you say so. Go soak your head. Harumph.)