Monday, September 01, 2008

things not worth getting worked up about

no one ever, in the history of ever, has needed to use the word materiel. if you don't know what this word means, you're not alone, because it's not a commonly used word. words that aren't commonly used shouldn't be thrown about, because they make people feel bad. unless we magically get rid of class and education and wealth disparities, we'll never get rid of people feeling less smart than others. so save words like materiel for that biography you're writing on Corporal 9th Class Fyodor "Stump" Tagliofugliowitz and his daring defeat at Slippery Hill and stop showing off.
that is all.