Somewhat nuts guy (aforementioned) told me today about a white supremacist plot to get us to take medicines (which are all poisons). Plot includes calling it a PHARMacy so that it sounds like something natural like a FARM. (No, I couldn't make this up.)
Yet another conspiracy I wasn't included in. I knew there was something going on when I went to the White People in Medicine conference this year and they locked me out of that giant ballroom.

Isn't my job awesome? Right now, I wouldn't trade this for anything else.