IMG_0052, originally uploaded by stinky296.

Theo Harris wants to come to your house and watch you sleep. While crooning Korn songs softly over you. And then he'll paint the inside of your medicine cabinet a soft yellow with pus he drained from his abscesses fresh that morning. Something to remember him by. Or maybe he'll just drive around your neighborhood with his customized van. You'll happen to gimpse it at the grocery store or the video store or the post office, or wherever you happen to be. He'll be there.
His website would also like to invade your home. He paid some two bit web company (operated out of someone's den) way too much to type his name into their generic realtor-template website.