Who came up with this? Who even attempted to put a positive spin on something that involves bloating, pain, incontinence, staining and fetid smells? Who is that stupid?
Also, never noticed the little infinity symbol above the always brand name. You'll always have periods, so just suck it up until menopause? We were there to make your grandmother feel like she was straddling a mattress and we'll do the same for your daughters too? Or is it code for The Infinity Consortium, a Franco-American septumvirate of multi-million dollar companies who are plotting to control the entire cotton industry by the year 2030? You be the judge.
