she vants to be alooon

Was changing my clothes after work today and gave my shirt the old sniff test to determine re-wearability. It smelled of desperation and poverty. This job is getting to me today.

So I'm taking to my bed.

More accurately, I'm off to the couch with a mug of Edy's Tagalong ice cream and that movie about ping pong (or table tennis, whatever) that has Christopher Walken in it. I shall emerge when there is no more abject poverty in America. Or maybe just when my butt goes numb. Whichever happens first.

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The Channel 13 I-Team Investigates:

Malibu rum. Makes you think of some nice gentleman, bronzed by the sun, who sits beneath one of those palm trees on the label, making rum for you and me.
The label even claims that the bottle contains the spirit of the Carribean.



However a closer look by this inquisitive reporter, with your best interests in mind, reveals an import location a little closer to home.



We suggested a redesigned label to more accurately protray the source of the rum. One possible label:



The Channel 13 I-Team will report periodically on the status of the Malibu redesign. We're on the case!

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So proud.

Anotha dolla earned. But I thought we outgrew this kind of thing in the 3rd grade?
(There was a sale on black bars, so I bought a bunch.)

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capitalizzzzm

*The Faculty-Resident Behavioral Curriculum Mini-Retreat is scheduled for March 9th.
*I received an e-mail today asking for my opinion on the draft 402b policy.
*I need to call Simpkins in Accounting to get my 339 re-routed to the PLS821.
I made that last one up, but this jobby job brings me ever closer each day to this:

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following an invitation to participate in a homeless advocacy march:

"Are we going to get arrested?"

"Whose idea was this?"

"Can I wear high heels and Anne Taylor while I march? Cause them's my marching clothes."

"5th Annual? Are they aware that the previous four didn't work? There are still homeless people."

"Of course I'll go participate in some hippie-ass jim-crackery. Absolutely."
And she meant it.

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I would like to write a post about Canadians bellyaching just so i can title it: Maple Leaf on the Rag.


But Canadians don't whine much. So this will be filed away in my fantasies next to Ryan Phillippe in a UPS uniform.

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Mac

So women who approach Kevin Spacey often think he's gay.
"For them it's a challenge. They want to be the one to turn me around. I let them."
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,84635,00.html

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motherfucking

2 years out, i still love it.

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muddy

Had a short dream as I was waking up this morning wherein my sister and I were castrati and were talking about the sexual issues related to this condition. I am never telling my shrink about this. Ever.

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Madagascar

From the State Department website, a description of Madagascar's election:

Political parties: Eight parties won seats in the December 2002 National Assembly elections. The ruling party I Love Madagascar (TIM) holds a solid majority of seats; others holding seats include Be Judged by Your Work (AVI), Rally for Social Democracy (RSPD), Pillar and Podium for the Development of Madagascar (AREMA), Militants for the Development of Madagascar (MFM), Reflection and Action Group for Development in Madagascar (GRAD-Iloafo), Economic Liberalism and Democratic Action for Reconstruction Party (LEADER-Fanilo), and the regional party For A Mature Tamatave. There also dozens of minor parties.

http://www.state.gov/r/pa/ei/bgn/5460.htm

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