New Policy for this clinic, effective immediately:
*If you are being or ever have been abused by your spouse, you may not make appointments here. We will provide you with phone numbers for providers who can handle hearing shit like that better than I can. These other providers seem to be comfortable with their powerlessness, whereas I am not.
*If you are being or ever have been sexually abused, and especially if your kids are being sexually abused, don't even bother calling. I don't want to speak to you.
*If you or your children have been or are the victims of incestuous abuse, forget you ever heard our clinic's name.
Thank you for your consideration in burying your problems deep inside and not seeking help.
Signed,
The PA