Lil Luvables Stuffer Fluffy Factory 4 Pack

Am having a v.busy morning watching Kewlopolis on CBS. Just finished watching Cake. Was already feeling a tad negative, and this shit isn't helping. Hell in a handbasket, people. For example:

"Lil Luvables Stuffer Fluffy Factory 4 Pack. Stuff your bear with love and care with Lil Luvables Fluffy Factory. Add a lil wish and then you're done, the adoption certificate is proof of fun. Now you have your fluffy friends, collect them, dress them, the fun never ends. Includes Lil Luvables Fluffy Factory with storage drawer, 3 adoption certificates, 3 bear skins, 1 safety zipper key, 1 brush, fluffing, 1 stuffing tool and lil wishes. No batteries needed. Assembly required. For ages 4 and up."

Um, wow. Fluffy factory to puppy factory to puppy mill. So that's bad.
Creating a friend for yourself out of store-bought items. Storing your friends' skins in a drawer. Inflating a friend by hooking her butt up to a machine. Using nonexistent words such as Lil. Oh dear. Handbasket, people. It's a pull the covers over my head kind of day.