Captions considered but discarded for this picture:
Found on my wall this weekend.
This is what mauled me . . . but now I'm better.
I nearly died.
This picture means nothing without perspective. So you see those little specks of gray next to the beast's feet? Those are people.
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Each of the above witticisms have been discarded in favor of informing you that I stood in front of this evil behemoth for about 5 minutes trying to will myself to place the bowl over it and slide the Netflix envelope under it and just get it the hell out of my house. But I just couldn't do it. I laughed ruefully and yielded the field to the hellion. When I came back an hour later it was gone. Probably to lie in wait for me in my pillow or my underwear drawer.
Monday, June 23, 2008
I nearly died.
