romantic ideals

Me: So there's a TV I want to buy on craigslist. Will you go see it with me Tuesday night?
Las Vegas Sallie: Sure. What time?
Me: The guy's roommate gets home around 6 but he gets home around 8, so how about we aim for 8?
Me: Wouldn't it be awesome if this was our meet cute and we both fall in love with these roommates and get married and make babies?
Las Vegas Sallie: Yeah! And you know what would be even more awesome? If you get a TV out of it too.


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