Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Las Vegas Sallie on the explanation likely to be given by one of our beloved friends for her termination from her job:
"I’m sure it’s a serious miscarriage of justice. Also a demonic conspiracy. You can see it from space, because the conspiracy is in the shape of the continents."

Sunday, May 18, 2008

The one time my friend Mary contacted her ex-husband after he divorced her was when she learned that he had served his mother dinner on paper plates. She called him up and said, "You go out right now and you buy a set of plates and a set of silverware. You are never allowed to serve your mother on paper plates. Ever."
I have to admire strongly held opinions, even when I don't share them. She still gets indignant about the plates some 15 or 20 years later.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Rasputin. Compassionate counselor and caring citizen or crazed megalomaniac? Discuss.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

The Source magazine. Which bills itself as The Bible of Hip-Hop Music. I was reading it in the grocery store checkout and was highly entertained. There were some well written reviews and interesting interviews. And then I came to this:
"Purple Haze
Hip-hop has helped popularize the rise of cough syrup abuse with people nationwide. But with syrup-related deaths becoming more frequent, it’s time to investigate." [The rest of the article is after the jump, if you're interested.]

So I know it must be difficult to attempt to educate people on the effects of these drugs while not appearing to criticize the people who choose to use them. And it also must be a challenge merely to imply (instead of shouting) that promoting use of this drug isn’t a socially responsible thing to do. And to say those things without sounding like a cheesy after-school special? Also difficult. I’ve already achieved the exact tone of “Schoolboy Father” and I’m only five sentences in. But come on. This stuff is one step up from drinking Sterno or hand sanitizer. How can you even try to write a balanced, pros and cons article about it?
Review some main points with me now:
“. . . is a potent cocktail consisting of codeine (which comes from opium) . . .”
My dear granny, while dead, still knows that codeine is an opiate. So I’m betting your readers do too. Skip that stunning scientific explanation.
I can’t even review any more main points. Typing the whole article into a word document has pissed me off too much. I shall summarize and then go lecture the children in front of my building on proper hand hygiene and safe sex like the old grumpy busybody I am.
Summary: Good effort, Source magazine. You obviously have good intentions, namely to educate people on what sounds cool but turns out to be pretty bad for you. But you waffled your way into saying nothing. [Cue thunderclap for my cutting ending.]

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