Monday, February 25, 2008

following an invitation to participate in a homeless advocacy march:

"Are we going to get arrested?"

"Whose idea was this?"

"Can I wear high heels and Anne Taylor while I march? Cause them's my marching clothes."

"5th Annual? Are they aware that the previous four didn't work? There are still homeless people."

"Of course I'll go participate in some hippie-ass jim-crackery. Absolutely."
And she meant it.

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Sunday, February 24, 2008

I would like to write a post about Canadians bellyaching just so i can title it: Maple Leaf on the Rag.


But Canadians don't whine much. So this will be filed away in my fantasies next to Ryan Phillippe in a UPS uniform.

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Saturday, February 23, 2008

Mac

So women who approach Kevin Spacey often think he's gay.
"For them it's a challenge. They want to be the one to turn me around. I let them."
http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,84635,00.html

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

motherfucking




2 years out, i still love it.

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Monday, February 18, 2008

muddy

Had a short dream as I was waking up this morning wherein my sister and I were castrati and were talking about the sexual issues related to this condition. I am never telling my shrink about this. Ever.

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